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IF YOU LOVE
9 ?" O* _0 a0 u% P7 o- Q ZTHE ORIGINAL VERSION:1 ^# R' N2 Y, Q8 \2 ]: F$ d" L9 a5 t
If you love something,
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If it comes back, it's yours,# M6 Y. h. T% f- p, s, H: }
If it doesn't, it never was yours....
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THE PESSIMIST VERSION:
1 j+ w. p" R4 w9 _6 nIf you love somebody,
5 d1 a' ?" v( _+ ]" X' J7 j" A2 GSet her free .... q" m, X7 \. y2 g1 X
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
, p8 ~/ s9 Z) DIf she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.5 h. N, ^4 G' c/ t
5 Y+ Y! j; M }/ n: F$ q; x# ^ zTHE OPTIMIST VERSION:
& s- Z: f; u* M. B; y4 JIf you love somebody, @. j" M1 m9 A! ~. N
Set her free ...
4 G+ U* V$ \9 n5 L* ~Don't worry, she will come back.
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! {+ z! h3 Z; @2 C' q7 Y+ M, R% ~THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION:7 t+ i) ^9 Y5 j% n# s
If you love somebody,
5 W: v6 H7 o9 X- U3 A6 RSet her free ...
& ~& ?1 r5 P6 H$ e5 P! n$ f# _If she ever comes back, ask her why.0 J0 @2 Y, |4 I6 y
6 `1 ]7 o# D' N5 `; w @" {3 K; `THE IMPATIENT VERSION:9 \( g6 v: ~5 w$ }9 V' r5 y
If you love somebody,2 g0 y1 ~5 Z u! ?* N4 x
Set her free ...
% L% h1 b: a/ N4 U1 h1 s8 _' qIf she doesn't comes back within some time limit, u5 K0 m6 i" k" y8 J% z
Forget her.
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THE PATIENT VERSION:
9 D+ }9 ^! X G% {If you love somebody,& X% r& C& f% F) H6 b4 d5 e w6 A
Set her free ...6 p; @$ T. m& g4 u
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait,* N0 g1 o+ B g0 U7 `
Until she comes back ...
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5 o) n# Q+ Y$ f) ~& L) d0 V3 X% gTHE PLAYFUL VERSION:
; e% w: Z0 P8 R y" K5 KIf you love somebody,
2 Y2 ?+ Q3 v5 n$ t, C( v+ ^9 r) |Set her free ...& h% e4 S! U" X# h1 H7 r- u
If she comes back, and if you love her still, P9 Y! ?! B, @" q! X- W
Set her free again, repeat *4 U9 x/ n& ~+ N
* q1 m: Q9 q1 w" p6 A6 dTHE LAWYER'S VERSION:- ]/ m! c) |2 w2 h* w' B
If you love somebody,
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Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom0 r. y ~& u! y+ \! u+ g
Act clearly states that...
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THE BILL GATES VERSION:, Q& _; f' j- r3 k% q
If you love somebody,4 a4 Y b, L ^
Set her free..." c1 e* ]' l& R, H; e
If she comes back,
& ~& B t; y Z% [( u4 ^4 B5 A6 LI think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also4 _7 [; B; Z) ]
going to get an upgrade.7 g+ N) B5 {+ v3 s
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THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION::
+ j9 }# y: J& g, Q1 cIf you love somebody,
: v N/ [: L5 B) w) N2 \2 LSet her free...& G" ~9 K, L( S9 Q( k
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high,% |% d: D. ~( R7 D n4 M, y, {( \: T
If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.
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THE POSSESSIVE VERSION:
3 G1 i$ I. }' |% bIf you love somebody,% F. }7 P. w+ S5 d3 M8 {
Don't ever set her free.
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THE MBA VERSION:5 \! w: A3 F7 t- V, ]
If you love somebody,! x6 ], T# d. ?& j2 f/ x
Set her free...4 i9 x, j- K6 b+ t- \$ p6 z
Instantaneously...; C* t6 k" J; S% B* g
And look for others simultaneously.
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& R- H" ^0 y* R2 X7 U9 V0 G+ ?3 `THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION:
+ E$ m3 L9 j% y" L! V- A) ]If you love somebody,
: D, P2 z5 t/ h6 Q4 `Set her free...* b* C- k6 s! j: E: s" Q
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant,3 c" d8 r1 M/ C; a
If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme,( B& Y: }4 K8 S6 E
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.9 Y+ F/ B D. a6 V& f
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THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION:7 B9 M" E5 \' x6 D6 j' k
If you love somebody,, W& l8 i$ O4 d$ E% B! v: L
Set her free.../ E9 k+ w+ H! @2 }
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.
6 U% W |- e! @. X& Q* R* k7 Z4 RIf she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
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THE MARKETING VERSION:
% M" \0 B: H1 }If you love somebody,
0 A3 Y5 t2 d& eSet her free...
: `; c; b6 y" x2 x' a/ ~$ z$ w f; xIf she comes back, she has brand loyalty
5 ]3 `& b# ?: n- | Y( K: BIf she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.2 e1 |( [& {; A* x; V& z
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