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IF YOU LOVE
$ }1 F3 U* [6 h" J6 n8 ^THE ORIGINAL VERSION:
2 B+ o3 u1 V9 }2 {- D1 g2 T* ?  tIf you love something,
1 b. L- |& y% h9 a9 E5 qSet it free...
If it comes back, it's yours,
: S: M$ @3 G' X$ i+ ]. [If it doesn't, it never was yours....
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) R+ G$ z% i8 [/ ], v0 xTHE PESSIMIST VERSION:
4 Q6 y5 J( w& q+ }If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.
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! @% K9 x2 E1 q# q6 YTHE OPTIMIST VERSION:
. Z# z6 N2 i8 X3 nIf you love somebody,
Set her free ...
: B  @3 L) o+ F  N6 UDon't worry, she will come back.
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THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION:
% S) S. g7 t/ Y6 ^7 |If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

) b! Y: `5 l7 Q9 Y7 S0 kTHE IMPATIENT VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time limit,
8 l9 d; |& g' q9 m7 m2 XForget her.
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! |- U' p$ I7 a. HTHE PATIENT VERSION:
8 c  o2 n4 \3 eIf you love somebody,
+ R5 T9 z7 k( }# RSet her free ...
* w) Q( D0 o+ I8 `6 ]* p- q2 cIf she doesn't come back, continue to wait,
: B2 [% A. g. BUntil she comes back ...

THE PLAYFUL VERSION:
0 q  o; @) x: _$ r9 w/ pIf you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
Set her free again, repeat *
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THE LAWYER'S VERSION:
/ K  r- s3 p- X, B8 I. G9 W" iIf you love somebody,
Set her free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom
% N3 C1 Q. [: }& I: cAct clearly states that...
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. Q, C) W" N& E: l  N' L& r* ~; ZTHE BILL GATES VERSION:
# d- \3 J  ^" L4 N: l7 eIf you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also
3 J) c7 {! ?" r. i* k1 E+ M$ Cgoing to get an upgrade.

: l( y  M  p  M+ V9 D  `THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION::
If you love somebody,
( Z; T8 H1 Z6 V* K6 uSet her free...
( B' Q" _9 \8 y& C5 `- x8 s0 BIf she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high,
; R- r8 R6 }2 c1 m7 l1 F' Z6 D; iIf she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.
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2 P6 N0 P! ?7 ]4 D+ NTHE POSSESSIVE VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Don't ever set her free.
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) P  Q" _$ a2 aTHE MBA VERSION:
If you love somebody,
( U& Z- `+ _1 P6 ^Set her free...
Instantaneously...
7 \+ r4 X+ m8 W1 f+ Q* q9 fAnd look for others simultaneously.
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7 Z( c0 {0 l1 d! `THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION:
If you love somebody,
: B, t$ ?5 x  s6 ?Set her free...
4 c; g" q! j" mIf she comes back, her super ego is dominant,
If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme,
" S( U9 A1 k' V2 b9 NIf she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION:
% l2 S1 U9 q) S3 \! VIf you love somebody,
Set her free...
% O3 _; O! p: P; U& EIf she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
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THE MARKETING VERSION:
4 L+ W! O" x6 |6 A* t* Z# CIf you love somebody,
/ g: l; i1 D, a' cSet her free...
5 B3 Z- ?! h& x; n& q3 u; i8 c% dIf she comes back, she has brand loyalty
% Z: s/ ]- J- G7 WIf she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.

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If you love something,
  l/ C% }2 @, }) e# M8 m- Eset it free,
if it comes back,it's yours,
if it doesn't,it never was!
这话骗过很多人。不晓得是不是真的有理。

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一生随缘 发表于 2013-3-9 21:38
后来又睡了一会儿，哈哈，今天去成都了

% j1 }! e( ]% i你在哪啊？

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不错哦

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羡慕！！！！！！！！！

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谢铭 发表于 2013-3-10 08:07
不错哦

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