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IF YOU LOVE j, _& o2 P$ J' l( Q5 g8 R
THE ORIGINAL VERSION:- T. t0 Z' h& r% U% h5 R
If you love something,5 S4 R3 q6 Z" L* ]5 }' Z0 e0 P
Set it free... H( q7 y- d: m. N5 G8 @
If it comes back, it's yours,9 c+ h4 C2 K& K" N
If it doesn't, it never was yours....' z. x5 |4 |6 Q7 q% ^- `+ O
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THE PESSIMIST VERSION:- U5 W: R% }5 \) i
If you love somebody,1 i: d# v& \" I4 u1 r0 C- `* V. u
Set her free ...
1 `, w9 i# x! `- S9 ~. QIf she ever comes back, she's yours,% [5 x0 j P9 t
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.
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THE OPTIMIST VERSION:
8 i3 a$ i; k3 ?, U- Z# s- dIf you love somebody,
. A' w7 F( K, i) `Set her free ...
/ |. j4 h; N2 l; X: t) V' v$ VDon't worry, she will come back.
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4 p2 J6 m5 H; c1 _* XTHE SUSPICIOUS VERSION:
' o5 O& K1 w0 O( K3 X/ l* oIf you love somebody,
. b) O$ ~+ O6 r9 L6 c# TSet her free ...
3 Z. o \3 _9 {5 V7 ]: k$ m( TIf she ever comes back, ask her why.
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. B/ R7 J; ]# {( G" pTHE IMPATIENT VERSION:2 M, \ @" J: B% `# G" ?6 d
If you love somebody,/ E$ r9 ^: H5 t, j Q
Set her free ...- Q7 |1 }7 T1 e- `
If she doesn't comes back within some time limit,
" G* r5 x3 @" z/ }5 B0 k, p3 [/ cForget her.
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7 v: r; R% \( z" DTHE PATIENT VERSION:0 [, v, e* ^: B5 D- S9 k% V. ~
If you love somebody,
' Q. x" x V) W! Z6 _Set her free ...
$ A/ h; j* x* `; T) a3 |& VIf she doesn't come back, continue to wait,
/ z6 ^) d( n0 X1 A Q7 K+ AUntil she comes back ...
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THE PLAYFUL VERSION:
; r+ N) U6 F# f( l2 D0 x1 V; sIf you love somebody,
+ F- K: N) Q! |0 R4 m+ x4 p' XSet her free ...
( C& q3 d& ^7 \' O3 {2 J( B" AIf she comes back, and if you love her still,
6 `' L' h: ^! ^# Q9 B, @; u$ cSet her free again, repeat *
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+ w* c! q+ S$ k) N+ \, T# ~0 XTHE LAWYER'S VERSION:
# i9 ~$ b' Q4 U& b3 j" YIf you love somebody,
8 P" _* [! \: b1 h/ L7 e8 \Set her free...$ \% @/ H {% x$ f% d O3 W+ {1 a
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom
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THE BILL GATES VERSION:* c$ F# v* x7 n. T9 |: M+ D& }* G
If you love somebody,; T; b% c" W; @6 e
Set her free.... N/ W2 ?% e* W
If she comes back,
' Q+ p3 e$ Y; B* }& s5 MI think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also) G- i' x( g* Y, w! s$ X
going to get an upgrade.
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THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION::
" Z- \, l: w# g+ zIf you love somebody,, T& X5 Q/ y$ H- ~/ b! E2 ]1 [
Set her free...
' @( R& q* X9 C; [" I) u$ H, n( a# |5 ]If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high,- u! V- P0 W& {# @; ~/ U
If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.+ b; W1 L& j1 \2 f
9 w$ Q! O1 r2 i5 J- g q% M; Q0 qTHE POSSESSIVE VERSION:" T; k( |! L, U" K
If you love somebody,
# Y* A; p# z/ M- X4 g3 {: fDon't ever set her free." r5 h1 E9 G3 v. h+ S9 \ w0 S
( K/ M ?! e9 ?: DTHE MBA VERSION:$ U Q- }/ x( e( `+ L
If you love somebody,
) ?0 W) v0 ?. Z# \: d: w3 s5 FSet her free...
& x& S0 z: B/ Z$ \) |Instantaneously...5 V3 `/ k2 |3 x& Q0 S8 J- a& c2 h
And look for others simultaneously.' i1 |9 j1 j! F6 F
0 a/ ~. K% N& W& j7 S, s U+ nTHE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION:2 J8 n7 h" N6 j1 s4 W/ G n
If you love somebody,) [' M5 r% o( R* Q1 }7 n0 \: c
Set her free...4 h: `0 V; ~9 I: c
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant,
" L% b ]3 b: c9 X, P, |! V1 aIf she doesn't come, back her id is supreme,; n! P8 s1 g* s+ |/ F' e
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.6 }1 ?/ n% D$ K$ Z" f
7 l- ?" @" i. G, U6 @THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION:4 x8 J! m2 F& P3 F6 P! ?! h* K
If you love somebody,
4 ~% m- U2 i1 H; ^: USet her free.../ I1 m" H Z/ a8 o) t
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.. `# \5 Z$ B2 W
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
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* g- X! R* q& }THE MARKETING VERSION:
& o* {7 ^: z: A7 n( sIf you love somebody,
T* D$ n M! Z: ]5 t7 e" sSet her free...
# ~: @/ X8 @) |, [' z- ^. _9 sIf she comes back, she has brand loyalty
% M- ]* Y" B1 e+ X" x V% w* jIf she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.7 Q% Z- Q0 c0 t* n. Y" d0 C% r
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