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IF YOU LOVE
" c d' l' F5 P* _- t ZTHE ORIGINAL VERSION:' z% x( W" O# ?) c
If you love something,
2 n8 B0 ^7 q! M- e3 pSet it free...
@+ l2 [# R3 }: w# K' KIf it comes back, it's yours,* ]: S( Y T. p# t5 Z) d* d
If it doesn't, it never was yours....2 A5 \8 [: R7 q2 D! O$ j
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THE PESSIMIST VERSION:$ w& L2 X4 S5 z/ ]; c3 b
If you love somebody,
1 R. e/ D) _5 o6 d8 G6 USet her free ...2 V* l4 D) }1 X, {
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
: z0 Y" q, s1 t& SIf she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.
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, J' V$ b+ L2 w' CTHE OPTIMIST VERSION:, w' l$ O( \) p" z4 z- Y
If you love somebody,
6 d$ _ f& O1 g0 Q1 k7 ISet her free ...
% ^# |0 D' W+ M+ S( l1 K1 @! CDon't worry, she will come back.- C! |! }8 J" M% p
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THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION:+ n0 s* V) |/ ?, T" w. M
If you love somebody,$ K4 J- [( d+ D; e
Set her free ...) {/ s/ j* k. V/ `9 L1 D/ d
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
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7 C% D6 u# `4 U( E8 ATHE IMPATIENT VERSION:
- c8 {5 T- j& ]1 G( gIf you love somebody,
& w* a* H& E( X! G* oSet her free ...
" N4 K) G- _! J) \% ~If she doesn't comes back within some time limit,
/ z/ P3 ?& X0 | \5 F% G" }Forget her.' @2 d2 s; |' ?6 ^; q3 G- p' x
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THE PATIENT VERSION:4 O- _. \1 i7 e: ]
If you love somebody,: e) R) C- b# Z, `& \9 F1 r$ c
Set her free ...
' ]: i$ k8 f) g( T4 s. t$ ` YIf she doesn't come back, continue to wait,& }+ D0 z1 O# L3 G5 M
Until she comes back ...
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THE PLAYFUL VERSION:
9 Q R/ O' w' fIf you love somebody,- I8 H- G X* G
Set her free ...6 H( g2 P8 \6 ?& M# W! A9 A! y% J) U
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
% y' _8 j( ~1 u: z: l1 k0 ~Set her free again, repeat *
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* {2 H- s2 u3 NTHE LAWYER'S VERSION:
3 X. N2 w5 Q& j% M& g0 x) ~2 {If you love somebody,+ K! T Y3 M7 Y! X" u4 o- y' R; ?
Set her free...+ ^* P3 Y8 O; s9 `0 l1 J7 _5 z% _8 e
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom
/ ^* K2 T" ]3 Y& W2 J# d8 q2 f+ |Act clearly states that...
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! a. x' W, I' |% x- H. v6 Z q* kTHE BILL GATES VERSION:
/ n% P f2 p) E3 _5 [* H3 zIf you love somebody,
* K# y- x: ?" K5 TSet her free...! z) W, F$ G. v8 R9 q
If she comes back,
8 H h v, f- }- E$ _/ ~* m9 U5 SI think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also5 N5 E2 C* T' @0 G% { A2 {, o
going to get an upgrade.
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THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION::
7 U9 `: } Q& R) {) t1 ^/ G* E) wIf you love somebody,% r- M" q& r$ ~/ @! z8 |. d/ h
Set her free...
$ i, ^! B( r: vIf she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high,% e( S5 f8 p- i& E& ?2 j
If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.6 k; K# y3 Y& e! m* t7 X& @
% P0 h. r2 m5 ]+ j; ~3 o2 n( PTHE POSSESSIVE VERSION:
8 F, r5 n* H* QIf you love somebody,
. g5 a. b# e5 G% v* `Don't ever set her free.
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THE MBA VERSION:
i5 P1 C" M3 k) RIf you love somebody,
, F# j! m, e! ~& V. I( eSet her free...
, }1 N2 c3 ~- Y: XInstantaneously...6 \: y( {) I9 d# P' v
And look for others simultaneously.
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3 x3 M' i4 y, o# LTHE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION:& J5 a1 O e) o' Q1 X+ d" t. Z
If you love somebody,# p8 K3 Q3 N- G6 v0 |* u' m9 m
Set her free...
0 V3 x: W5 X( O+ A9 P8 x7 tIf she comes back, her super ego is dominant,
& d- S% c9 E3 e. R8 ~6 K% jIf she doesn't come, back her id is supreme,5 P# x7 k" s9 J4 D- e& X# o' c
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
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THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION:
* A1 a8 b8 T, h- q" p( ~1 C: @, M' WIf you love somebody,8 w. G, x _& r" g( K5 ~
Set her free...9 D; W M: g8 Q0 ^6 h
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.# E2 |5 [) j' g& I3 S
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad., r" e+ l9 _0 w. Z4 G# H& F
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% B4 E; Y$ n) g$ ~3 f" G# ~THE MARKETING VERSION:' V$ y6 b0 Z) o0 f9 d
If you love somebody,0 O w! W2 {! }5 q% |% ~$ c; E
Set her free...
! P' }* j. X8 k$ NIf she comes back, she has brand loyalty! l/ v2 n! C, q# t: c6 F
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.
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