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IF YOU LOVE
/ [. r/ L4 [9 U# i7 [* n9 ITHE ORIGINAL VERSION:
- I1 F0 v' W! n! vIf you love something,
Set it free...
If it comes back, it's yours,
If it doesn't, it never was yours....
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THE PESSIMIST VERSION:
If you love somebody,
/ r4 x  u! w6 b. a4 i- `7 uSet her free ...
* n; n. ~& ^; p9 r4 s- q: y! I- A1 hIf she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.
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4 I$ o9 o* _( G4 ?% ]1 R5 BTHE OPTIMIST VERSION:
% @4 [/ V# ^7 M. c" e( X( ]If you love somebody,
* r1 E  r3 }4 ~$ s7 DSet her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

3 Y' A% v- i9 N/ B3 g. t8 CTHE SUSPICIOUS VERSION:
$ L! H2 R% S% O: M3 L, G/ TIf you love somebody,
/ b- ]% x- |) l+ a' @4 DSet her free ...
" V9 T5 n" n5 Z% D# aIf she ever comes back, ask her why.

: }/ A" `6 h5 m  [THE IMPATIENT VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
! j. v( E- R% {5 S+ Q' ]' E/ QIf she doesn't comes back within some time limit,
) C8 Q  S* R+ V' CForget her.
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) C% E, g- _9 k, s' {THE PATIENT VERSION:
$ V9 d" r* p: @" G# b+ S* o( sIf you love somebody,
$ I1 R6 F+ Q, P" g3 NSet her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait,
4 I" T- l+ A- f* BUntil she comes back ...

( o  I8 F$ h# f' U4 o/ `% G  F  ^THE PLAYFUL VERSION:
2 G  t% n& r- y+ c; u4 `If you love somebody,
7 R/ C0 H8 E  |, ~- h7 ?Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
Set her free again, repeat *
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THE LAWYER'S VERSION:
If you love somebody,
8 M# b+ ~; a5 [9 M- H! XSet her free...
7 {# ]. w( n" D! C) X5 D  uClause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom
; P  T2 U. Y. L0 A4 K) {- {Act clearly states that...
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THE BILL GATES VERSION:
0 f& e( o( \, s, l& pIf you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back,
) g7 l9 O' }! ?; K9 S/ }+ s( r5 [I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also
: ~' D; u+ @" b, ^$ ]! Kgoing to get an upgrade.

THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION::
# s! a* [$ H2 L6 kIf you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high,
9 n8 m0 p# Z0 JIf she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.

/ \/ O: \+ R7 X! D7 s+ dTHE POSSESSIVE VERSION:
If you love somebody,
& C% H# R1 g( P# V( t0 q4 ~Don't ever set her free.

8 T8 E( o. G) j! v9 _, \  j8 |THE MBA VERSION:
If you love somebody,
$ L% n7 |* X% j5 HSet her free...
2 R9 X4 e  H& ^Instantaneously...
And look for others simultaneously.
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THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION:
If you love somebody,
; f! Z5 `# [/ ?4 p' |' w# mSet her free...
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant,
If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme,
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

+ \. M* F. X$ j9 E- P+ Z8 t9 RTHE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
: g' }8 W) ~* H9 y  e- WIf she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.


' [* E, p: m+ [# V8 q7 tTHE MARKETING VERSION:
& J1 T& B* W" E5 [+ bIf you love somebody,
& [& M* x: p1 Y* ~: A3 ISet her free...
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty
% q+ p6 P$ e7 WIf she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.

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If you love something,
set it free,
. n$ x* Z) S$ S' W. Aif it comes back,it's yours,
if it doesn't,it never was!
! v- U, s0 n9 X6 O  V1 D/ z这话骗过很多人。不晓得是不是真的有理。

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一生随缘 发表于 2013-3-9 21:38
; c7 k# H7 y* [3 x5 O/ T, J' b: F后来又睡了一会儿，哈哈，今天去成都了

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谢铭

不错哦

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羡慕！！！！！！！！！

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谢铭 发表于 2013-3-10 08:07
不错哦

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