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IF YOU LOVE
7 u" F. I! }0 ZTHE ORIGINAL VERSION:
If you love something,
Set it free...
, S3 k9 h; v2 JIf it comes back, it's yours,
If it doesn't, it never was yours....
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THE PESSIMIST VERSION:
If you love somebody,
( n5 S! E( g, j% USet her free ...
: M( J8 ?( O4 M- X" i0 x: Q7 HIf she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.

/ z. i( `% C& m' \8 jTHE OPTIMIST VERSION:
& Q. i* `! u, |) A8 }( u* P; O+ ^If you love somebody,
" j% S$ F4 [" @5 s: WSet her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION:
5 h1 x0 Z7 S, ^/ L3 V4 A) jIf you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
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5 M' Y+ v+ @/ d/ B& ]THE IMPATIENT VERSION:
If you love somebody,
) P! t! O" B' S5 r2 B# h9 X+ @. \Set her free ...
8 H# [* x- i# a5 j4 nIf she doesn't comes back within some time limit,
Forget her.
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THE PATIENT VERSION:
% c+ H+ i1 V4 b) @If you love somebody,
( x+ Y) U' u! {Set her free ...
( r1 `* R( R( w8 g: ~If she doesn't come back, continue to wait,
Until she comes back ...
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$ o5 s, ^# H. j+ L* l# cTHE PLAYFUL VERSION:
4 B/ }, U2 W/ zIf you love somebody,
1 T9 c5 e1 y4 ~. @) ^/ |Set her free ...
* T3 t1 ~, i8 O# XIf she comes back, and if you love her still,
Set her free again, repeat *
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8 y9 e, P8 q9 b' B9 qTHE LAWYER'S VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
/ Q3 A; N( x1 W4 MClause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom
  \/ S, X: Z) h% ^& vAct clearly states that...

- ]# h) }2 t* W( k6 X& H8 STHE BILL GATES VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
' A9 f. K- a* gIf she comes back,
( Y; p! S3 w* p; Z: C! K4 CI think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also
going to get an upgrade.
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7 a" Y. c( \' n% y5 S  iTHE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION::
8 a5 ?0 T8 ]2 h/ B9 P+ LIf you love somebody,
9 f' M8 `9 Y3 a! gSet her free...
; D! T8 `* H+ {$ }If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high,
If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.

THE POSSESSIVE VERSION:
0 Y3 L; |& X$ LIf you love somebody,
5 M- g" I: y6 P% W; @Don't ever set her free.

8 V0 A! y3 X! E9 S& @* [THE MBA VERSION:
If you love somebody,
3 g- J  _& C  q% |Set her free...
0 e) U5 P) q1 [9 CInstantaneously...
And look for others simultaneously.
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/ S/ q' D$ F7 N; STHE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION:
If you love somebody,
1 p2 W+ s: U/ t& m, o1 p4 tSet her free...
; Y' E% }( n$ `. Q: Y4 r# ZIf she comes back, her super ego is dominant,
0 A5 X, w2 K( ^7 X0 y( J' dIf she doesn't come, back her id is supreme,
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
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1 U: h# P; n; T: m( mTHE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION:
' t! ~$ B' R9 V% EIf you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.
: X# C' c. M: B6 L. o3 l5 j* zIf she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
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! m- p5 O' j% l2 ETHE MARKETING VERSION:
" d4 P* U! v" z) UIf you love somebody,
2 [  G+ V# j  @8 f# FSet her free...
4 v+ n$ H" |3 m+ RIf she comes back, she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.
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If you love something,
set it free,
if it comes back,it's yours,
  H2 G; u1 o8 m( \& Dif it doesn't,it never was!
; ^# B" A2 y7 ^7 c$ ^/ A这话骗过很多人。不晓得是不是真的有理。

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一生随缘 发表于 2013-3-9 21:38
- D6 z5 u& m' |' b" @+ d后来又睡了一会儿，哈哈，今天去成都了

6 \5 e) H! \" F' H你在哪啊？

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不错哦

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羡慕！！！！！！！！！

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谢铭 发表于 2013-3-10 08:07
不错哦

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